A mysterious man was spotted at ITC on October 2, 2009. Officials speculate that he was a staff member who had just purchased a new toupee. As Mr. "Ned" Flanders, who is suspected by many of being an undercover cop, walks down the hallways he gives the students evil grins. On October 2, however, students couldn't help grin back when they saw his new hairdo. Students are beginning to speculate that it is in fact not a toupee--but a haircut to change his looks for a new deep undercover assignment for the ITCIA. The only way we can know for sure if Flanders is truly and undercover agent, is if he continues his strange behavior of enforcing hall rules or if he grows a mustache. Is there room for Flanders in our halls? Analysts predict we we won't be needing more cops until April 1, 2010.We have no further information regarding Flanders at this time, all though our undercover reporter, StampIN, is continuing the Tech Know investigation.
By Sanjeev Kumar, Staff Reporter
Another ITC Tech Know Trivia Challenge: (For prizes as always!)
"Mr. Flanders--New Toupee or Undercover Cop?" -Tell us down in the comments!
"Mr. Flanders--New Toupee or Undercover Cop?" -Tell us down in the comments!
4 comments:
I say "toupee"
I say it's a 007 type device, purpose unknown.... for now!
Hm..... Hairpiece in Syracuse and flyaway balloon in California.. there must be a connection. You're on to something Sanjeeve!
Deff a undercover agent for sure haha.
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