Resistance pushed back by Notorious Cop

As this school year continues, The Tech Know staff have suspiciously been given more homework than usual. It seems ironic that as the work is attempted, homework suddenly becomes a barrier to investigating and reporting. In the past few months, “Ned” Flanders has still been giving evil grins to innocent students. Sources have provided that this suspected undercover cop has recruited a few of our own ITC staff. Bob “Buff” Piraino is one of them. Piraino teaches a majority of the tech know team and has given us loads of work to allow Flanders’ plan unfold.

Conflict has occurred in the past between the Brain Trust Organization and Piraino Mob Squad. April 1, 2010 was the battle set between these two bitter enemies. The Institute of Technology Investigation Bureau (ITIB) informed Tech Know that partnerships between Piraino and Flanders have been made, although both parties refused to comment. Officials now also have reason to believe Flanders is truly an undercover cop this is supported by his strange behavior of constantly changing toupees and growing his beard. Flanders also always has a cup of coffee, but is rarely been spotted refilling it--the 'Gibbs' Sip is indicative of an undercover cop. Please report any of the ITC staff that you suspect of being an IT-CIA undercover agent. If a teacher is giving too much homework, report them as soon as possible as they can be placed on the watch list.

Flanders: Undercover Cop or New Toupee

A mysterious man was spotted at ITC on October 2, 2009. Officials speculate that he was a staff member who had just purchased a new toupee. As Mr. "Ned" Flanders, who is suspected by many of being an undercover cop, walks down the hallways he gives the students evil grins. On October 2, however, students couldn't help grin back when they saw his new hairdo. Students are beginning to speculate that it is in fact not a toupee--but a haircut to change his looks for a new deep undercover assignment for the ITCIA. The only way we can know for sure if Flanders is truly and undercover agent, is if he continues his strange behavior of enforcing hall rules or if he grows a mustache. Is there room for Flanders in our halls? Analysts predict we we won't be needing more cops until April 1, 2010.

We have no further information regarding Flanders at this time, all though our undercover reporter, StampIN, is continuing the Tech Know investigation.


By Sanjeev Kumar, Staff Reporter

Another ITC Tech Know Trivia Challenge: (For prizes as always!)
"Mr. Flanders--New Toupee or Undercover Cop?" -Tell us down in the comments!