Monday, February 22, 2010

Top Secret


Phase I of the April Fools war (Students v. Piraino) was implemented today by Junior Mike McCrary. Officials looked over and approved the plan almost instantaneously. Phase I is just 1 out of countless phases all designed by students to wage types of psychological war on Piraino. Doctors speculate however that Phase I alone may actually be enough to send all men of the bald or toupee persuasion to the asylum. Anonymous sources lead us to discover Piraino admitting that he was "intensely filled with fear about the unfolding situation." When asked, the undercover cop refused to answer any of Tech Know's questions although we did over hear him talking with Piraino about the use of sick days during April. No progress by Mr. Piraino has been reported.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HaHa I wonder who could be behind this April fools plan? Theres a few people that come to mind :x

Ashley Jandrew said...

Hahahaha too bad these plans never work out to well. Dont worry tho we have alot up our sleeves for senior pranks next year.!!

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