As this school year continues, The Tech Know staff have suspiciously been given more homework than usual. It seems ironic that as the work is attempted, homework suddenly becomes a barrier to investigating and reporting. In the past few months, “Ned” Flanders has still been giving evil grins to innocent students. Sources have provided that this suspected undercover cop has recruited a few of our own ITC staff. Bob “Buff” Piraino is one of them. Piraino teaches a majority of the tech know team and has given us loads of work to allow Flanders’ plan unfold.
Conflict has occurred in the past between the Brain Trust Organization and Piraino Mob Squad. April 1, 2010 was the battle set between these two bitter enemies. The Institute of Technology Investigation Bureau (ITIB) informed Tech Know that partnerships between Piraino and Flanders have been made, although both parties refused to comment. Officials now also have reason to believe Flanders is truly an undercover cop this is supported by his strange behavior of constantly changing toupees and growing his beard. Flanders also always has a cup of coffee, but is rarely been spotted refilling it--the 'Gibbs' Sip is indicative of an undercover cop. Please report any of the ITC staff that you suspect of being an IT-CIA undercover agent. If a teacher is giving too much homework, report them as soon as possible as they can be placed on the watch list.
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that is one creepy dude. Is he safe to be around children??
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